
After several years of killing animals, running errands, and picking up junk, I’ve decided that I hate MMO quests. I want to burn them with fire and bury them in my backyard so that neighborhood dogs can pee and have sex on top of them.
I hate completing quests. It’s mind-numbingly tedious and it’s akin to waiting in a long line for a roller coaster. You wait 2-2 ½ hours for your awesome while you slowly saunter back and forth while looking at the same people. All the while you’re confined to a small space that requires you to double back on yourself repeatedly. You’ll make idle conversation and attempt to find the silver lining of getting on the roller coaster sometime in the near feature, but it doesn’t make the time go by any faster.
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